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Dog in a cage Bread in a basket Flowers in a vase Body in the casket..
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thegogsunit
I'm a Scottish man, coming up for my 40th birthday but celebrating my 18th.
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Wtf
Can't seem to work out how to sort my location or even connect half the time.
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Unbelievable
The Anders Breivik trial has just been on the news again - shocking. That guy is cold. Just hope it doesn't become a movie in a few years..
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Again...
Well it's Friday and the weekend is almost upon us. What does the weather do. Rain as usual. Just hope those few days of sun before it snowed wasn't our summer..
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Nuts!?
You couldn't make that Anders Breivik trial up. He has talked about wanting to decapitate the prime minister and kill everyone he saw. Seems like a fine line between insane and evil.
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Damn
Can never think of anything profound to say these days. Might be that my head is full of nonsense..
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Football (soccer)
Big game tonight. Hope all you Chelsea fans out there are gonna be able to join me in a few beers to celebrate a good result..
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How Good Would It Be...
To go to a Hendrix gig. Or the Doors?.
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The World We Live In
So that guy Anders Breivik thinks he was helping out and doing Norway a favour. Acting out of kindness!. He has also said he thinks he should be acquitted.
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The Bells
Would 2 quasimodo's make a semimodo?.
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Why?
Why is it that it is sunny and warm all day until 5pm when it starts to rain and snow?.
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My Job
I like my job but I wouldn't want to do it for a living..
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Oh That Frodo
Gandalf didn't even want to go through the mines of Moria. He told Frodo, no way. He knew those dwarves had dug too deep and too greedily the night before..
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Call Of Duty
Nothing can make me so bat shit crazy angry or laugh out loud as Call of Duty multiplayer.
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Samuel L
I once came up with a great idea for a film. I didn't do anything with that idea and somehow Samuel L Jackson stole it and turned it into a movie. It was crap, maybe I could've done better..
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Noel
I think Noel Edmonds must paint his beard on with an air gun. It's too smooth and even to be done with a brush..
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A Day In The Core
Apone has a place for everything. His fine Cuban cigars sit proudly in his locker. His hat is on his military regulation buzz cut head and his boots shined to perfection nestle on his marching feet.
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The Eternal Question
Are you a god. No. Then die. - Gozer the Gozarian.
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Time
Why is it that time passed so slowly when I was a child yet now I am fully grown, it races past in no time at all. A cruel psychological quirk that the older you get, the faster time passes..
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Cycling
The man pushed on, pumping each leg down with as much force as he could muster. How many miles was this now. When will this hill end. No end in sight, must be round this next bend.
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A Few Maxims
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. That which doesn't kill you will only make you stronger.
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