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Three things cannot be hidden for long, the moon, the sun, and the truth..
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theplant
Happy happy happy :-) :-) :-) From northern Ireland. Writing, surfing and kayaking is what I do best. Love life, nature, and animals. Spiritual, adventurous, and happyyyyyyyy!! ;-)!!!!! age-23.....male!!! Peace out!!!!!! :-)
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Fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, fake eye slashes, fake tits, fuck me girl where would you made china?.
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Love
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace..
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84 And Sharp As Ever
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy new shoes ( he is 84) We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
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Dirty Bob
After having a 69 with his girlfriend..
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Feel The Joy
Positive thoughts create joyful emotions, which follow its owner like a shadow that never leaves.
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Faith Is The Link
Faith is the very tool which enables you to see and feel what you have not physically accomplished.
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Failure is the other half of success. Once you fail in life you can be reassured that what has just took place has made more room for success to appear..
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Once humans understand we are all connected, once humans come together and understand that we are all one with each other, once humans choose to serve each other and live in harmony and create a...
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Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier.
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"Whenever you trip up and fall in life, you can stay down and cry, or get back up and run what ever you choose is up to you..
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My friend asked me to go budgie jumping yesterday. "fuck that i replied a broken Rubber took me into this world and by fuck it ain't taking me out of it.".
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
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The amount of happiness that you have depends on the amount of freedom you have in your heart. -Thich Nhat Hanh.
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"A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.".
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What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back..
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Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it. A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!.
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"A friend drops their plans when you're in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments, feels sad when you're in pain.
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Every individual experiencing life on this planet holds an enormous amount over love, creatively, and beauty.
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Johnny wanted to have sex with the girl in his office.....but she was involved with someone else...
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A teacher asked her first grade class how many of them were fans of President Obama.
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"When your desires are strong enough, you will appear to possess superhuman powers to achieve." -Napoleon Hill.
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"Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat." -Napoleon Hill.
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"A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success." -Elbert Hubbard..
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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
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A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother..
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By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before. - Edwin Elliot.
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Our thoughts Create our reality!!!!.
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"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless." -Jamie Paolinett.
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"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.".
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That irritating moment when your shin bone turns into a device for finding furniture in a dark room!!!!!.
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"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
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Why did God create man first. So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it..
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There is no mistakes in life, just Learning..
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night .
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"Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.".
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A mother inlaw said to her sons wife a week after her grandson was born.
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"The purpose of relationships is not to have another complete you. But to have another with whom to share your completeness.".
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"Think big and don't listen to people who tell you it can't be done. Life's too short to think small.".
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"Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.".
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My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, “tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny.” & walked away like a boss..
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Love Is The Answer To All Life's Questions.
No worst feeling than that millisecond you think you are going to die after leaning the chair back a little to far!!!.
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Great MindsGreat minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. -Eleanor Roosevelt
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. -Eleanor Roosevelt.
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