therainbowunicorn
There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows. The first baby cow says, "Mama, why am I named Rose?" Mama said, "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." The second baby cow goes, "Mama, why am I named Lily?"…
TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
I read somewhere that 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start something, but shouldn't that number be even?
This story starts in seventh grade. It might be a mushy love story, so be warned! First thing is that I have a dog. Now, you may be like " Big deal!" but she's the one who brought this together. Her name is Venus and she's just adorable …
The ultimate chick flick: Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
If you are crying, a friend will comfort you. A real friend will already be holding the shovel to dig the grave for whoever made you cry.
I want to make my Facebook name 'Nobody' so when someone posts something stupid, I can like it and it will come up as 'Nobody liked this'.
Bike: Runs on fat and saves you money Car: Runs on money and saves your fat
9 year olds now have iPads, iPods, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers…
If Fe means iron, then would female mean Iron Man?
Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing? Dad: Passing, of course Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:) Dad:#%^?!~
Cute guys make you daydream, hot guys make you drool, but funny guys make you fall in love without you even knowing it.
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have 2 extra lives! :)
My grammar is gooder