therainbowunicorn

There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows. The first baby cow says, "Mama, why am I named Rose?" Mama said, "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." The second baby cow goes, "Mama, why am I named Lily?"…

Cows • Opuss № I

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

YAY!!! • Opuss № I

I read somewhere that 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start something, but shouldn't that number be even?

4,153,237 • Opuss № I

This story starts in seventh grade. It might be a mushy love story, so be warned! First thing is that I have a dog. Now, you may be like " Big deal!" but she's the one who brought this together. Her name is Venus and she's just adorable …

The Dog With The Pink Leash (1) • Opuss № I

The ultimate chick flick: Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.

Wizard Of Oz • Opuss № I

If you are crying, a friend will comfort you. A real friend will already be holding the shovel to dig the grave for whoever made you cry.

Friends • Opuss № I

I want to make my Facebook name 'Nobody' so when someone posts something stupid, I can like it and it will come up as 'Nobody liked this'.

Nobody Liked This • Opuss № I

Bike: Runs on fat and saves you money Car: Runs on money and saves your fat

Transportation • Opuss № I

9 year olds now have iPads, iPods, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers…

Am I Really This Old? • Opuss № I

If Fe means iron, then would female mean Iron Man?

Confusing • Opuss № I

Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing? Dad: Passing, of course Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:) Dad:#%^?!~

Passing or Failing • Opuss № I

Cute guys make you daydream, hot guys make you drool, but funny guys make you fall in love without you even knowing it.

Love • Opuss № I

Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have 2 extra lives! :)

Video Games • Opuss № I

My grammar is gooder

English Class • Opuss № I