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Have a look at a young mans attempts at writing; Download: 'Wattpad' and search 'ThomChase1001..' All feedback appreciated..

Check This Out • Opuss № I

"I knew him first, and I knew him well" Re-issue! Re-package! Re-package! Re-evaluate the songs Double pack with a photograph Extra Track (and a tacky badge)

A Dead Star • Opuss № I

Is it normal for my left nipple to be bigger than my other two?

Help • Opuss № I

I have been studying cats through history and have found something I'm sure all my Facebook friends, cat lovers or not, need to know. Cats are fucking lazy. Everyone knows this. They just sit around all day and take the piss. However, they …

Cats • Opuss № I

If you watch the video to Gangnam Style backwards, it's the heartwarming story of a fat Korean guy who loses all his friends after a shit dancing contest..

Gangnam Style • Opuss № I

I'm no expert, but this morning I broke the mould. I'm pretty sure that most men wouldn't dress in this order from naked: 1. Hat 2. Socks 3. Pants

The Order Of Things • Opuss № I

Oppa WestBrom style..

PSY B71 • Opuss № I

Just saw my Dealer Principal at the office shredder looking confused and scratching his head, clutching several sheets of letter headed paper. 'Need a hand with that?' I politely ask. 'If you wouldn't mind..' He answers, stuffing the do…

The Shredder • Opuss № I

Chinese food. Always seems a good idea. Then I order. I wait. I wait. Knock, knock.. I open. He smiles. I smile. I pay. We smile. I walk. I serve. I eat. I sweat. I wash up. I put away. I wash my hands. I catch my breath. I look at the…

Chinese Food • Opuss № I

There is a young lady called Dawson Who's fitter than Nigella Lawson With a sexy, tanned back And a steaming hot rack Her whole bloody package is awesome!

Emma • Opuss № I

Play fighting my dogs earlier and one clawed both my nipples, it was instantly sore. Now my nipples keep tingling and becoming erect. Am I gay?

I'm Scared • Opuss № I

I've just discovered the real meaning of Easter; The Chuckle Brothers at Wolverhampton Grand Theatre singing 'Blow My Whistle' and raving like its '88

To Me, To You • Opuss № I

'Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted" - J.W.Lennon

John Lennon • Opuss № I

There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour His dick was a flower And his balls were covered in weeds

Botany • Opuss № I

He is not drunk Who from the floor Can raise his hand And ask for more

The Landlord • Opuss № I

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Hey Everyone! • Opuss № I

What the Hell is Easter all about?

Christ.. • Opuss № I