13 April 2012
Some jokes just aren't funny. They get on your nerves. Why not tell a story?
One day, a chicken crossed the road. Why? Because it wanted to (He was also following a cow to the moovies) In the evening, the farmer, cow and him all went to the bar. The farmer walked into this. There was a white horse standing, having a chat with the barman. "We've got a drink named after you," the barman said. "What, Eric?" the horse said. "No. Why the long face, by the way?" And that was it. They all had a chat with the Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman then left.
They returned to the farm yard only to be locked out by the farmers wife. They knocked. "Who's there?" "It's me," "Me who?" By then his wife opened the door and introduced them to her friend and his dog. Who had no nose and smelt terrible.
So that was the story of when the chicken crossed the road. A lot better than getting to the other side full stop.
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