4 July 2012
The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replied, "Yes, caffeine." The interviewer asked him, "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" He replied, "Yes, I was in the army, I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy said, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles". The interviewer grimaced and said, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am, and then carry on starting at 10.00am everyday." The bloke was puzzled and asked, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4:00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know." To which the interviewer replied, "What you have to understand is that this is a council job. For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks. There's no point in you coming in for that."
A guy went to the local council for an interview for a job in the office. • Opuss № I