4 July 2012
A pub landlord is shutting up for the night, when there is a knock at the door.When he answers, a tramp asks him for a toothpick. He gives him a toothpick and the tramp goes off.A few minutes later there is a second knock at the door.When he answers, there is a second tramp who also asks for a toothpick, he gets his toothpick and off he goes.Then there is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp, the landlord says "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too." "No, a straw," says the third tramp, the landlord gives him a straw, but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the tramp why he want the straw and not a toothpick.To which the tramp replies, "Some bloke has thrown up outside, but all the good stuff has gone"
Eeeaow • Opuss № I