1 July 2012
In my next life i want to live it backwards.You start out dead and get that out the way.Then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy.Go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.You work for forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.You party, drink alcohol, you are generally promiscuous, then you are ready to go to high school.You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.And the you spend you last nine months floating in a luxurious spa like condition with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day then, Voila.You finish of as an orgasm!!
I REST MY CASE
My Next Life.....By Woody Allen • Opuss № I