thingsiveobserved

thingsiveobserved

2012-04-19T11:42:13

Observation #16

A square sandwich will taste better if you cut it into two triangles. Fact. Thingsiveobserved.Tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-19T08:24:11

Observation #15

If it's 65 degrees outside, whip out the shorts. If it's 65 degrees inside. Sweatpants. Thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-16T11:33:02

Observation #15

The more expensive something is, the more people want it. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T21:31:17

Observation #14

Strippers going down the pole just look like confused firemen. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T21:29:53

Observation #13

I walk around touching stuff when I'm on the phone. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T21:28:42

Observation #12

The library is not a good place to snack on tic-tacs. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T21:26:41

Observation #11

Drake is the man. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T21:21:26

Observation #10

I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing. Except when said at a funeral. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T19:05:34

Observation #9

The word lol kinda looks like a drowning man with his arms in the air. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T19:02:27

Observation #8

Blue shampoo is pretty rare. Blue conditioner probably doesn't even exist. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T19:00:27

Observation #7

I wonder if anyone has ever planned a murder with an icicle. They're like daggers. And it would melt after. Aka, no fingerprints or evidence. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T18:59:10

Observation #6

I flip my pillow over to get to the cool side. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T18:41:42

Observation #5

5...4...3...2...1 If you want to get a groups attention, just count down from 5 before you say what you want to. It works..

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T18:40:27

Observation #4

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T18:39:44

Observation #3

Why can't you text 911 for help. What if you were hiding from a bad guy. You can't just call 911 and be like there's a bad guy in my room I'm hiding in my closet shhhh.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T18:37:51

Observation #2

I love sour patch kids. But where are all the spur patch parents. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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thingsiveobserved

2012-04-15T18:36:42

Observation #1

The Grand Theft Auto font is the same as the Price Is Right font. For more visit thingsiveobserved.tumblr.com.

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