4 November 2012
I take pity on all of those celebrity children, whose parents are all slightly mad, they didn't want a Susan or John, They gave them weird names, It's all rather sad.
So to Kal -El the son of Nicholas Cage, named after Superman, now he sets the celebrity stage.
Pilot Inspektor, the child of Jason Lee, or the lovely Destry, Steven Spielberg the father- at least she's not named ET.
Blue Angel the child of Edge from U2, sounds like a porn star! or Maddox the son of Angelina Jolie, will he go far?
Memphis Eve - dad's Bono the rocker, and Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's, to Apple, what a moniker!
Fifi Trixbelle - Bob Geldofs the dad, I would want to throw a bone at her Here fetch Fifi - so sad .
Or what about Prince Michael the second? Not so bad, i just feel sorry that he is called blanket ! and then there's Coco - Courtey Cox and David Arquettes.
Penn from the Penn & Teller show his child is called Moxie Crimefighter ! That name just makes me want to giggle you know.
What about Tu Morrow? The child of Rob Morrow From the "Numbers" the TV show, God that child is gonna have the piss taken out of him you know.
Audio Science, Yes that's his real name, The child of Shannyn Sassaman, that child's gonna grow up in real shame.
Well to be honest they can always change their name by deed poll, If they get the piss taken out of them, It's not all rock and roll!
Poor Kyd the son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. Celebrity names - if I were them I'd change my name and be set free.
So I've always hated my birth name, I changed it over 6 years ago, Im now the ex wife of Fox Mulder from the X Files I'm Tiia Leoni, so now you know.
Celebrity Offspring • Opuss № I