30 October 2012
Virtually cheap to look after, Long life cycle, if treated well, Comes with clear instructions, Fully guaranteed, with no offensive smell.
There's a new pet in our household, It's driving me quite crazy It's never taken out for walks, In fact, it's just plain lazy.
It just sits there, on the table Awaiting to be fed. Bleeping for attention It's just a pain in my head.
I've had it right from its birth In fact it's very demanding. Feed it,clean it and play with it, It even needs reprimanding.
At night I put it down to sleep, It's reached the age of thirty five, It's hard to constantly care for it, and to keep it healthy and alive!
Press one button for whoopsies, Make sure it's contented, and always well fed, Not too many injections, when it falls I'll, OH, SHIT, IT'S DEAD!
Tiia ( Does anyone remember the Tamagotchi electronic pet ?)
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