5 Deaths
"5 deaths is not a disaster... 21+ catastrophe; 16 to 21 disaster; 8 to 15 calamity... 5. Thats a crying shame." from Dead Like Me..
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timitee
Not dead yet.
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Smoking
A man, flipping cigarettes into his mouth, practising his own death..
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Binarial Disease
Telling people you gave them a computer virus is like contacting sexual partners when you an STD; but without the pleasant memories..
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Computer Humiliation
Endless distractions left scores of unfinished jobs on my StartBar. ShutDown reveals humiliating failures of personal time management..
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The C Word
Do you know any words more offensive than the c-word. Submit your suggestions on a T-shirt..
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July 24th
I really hope there won't be a terrorist attack on July 24th. We'd lose the proper sense of 24/7. Jihadists, please wait until the 25th..
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Lennon
"Imagine There's no countries No need for war Or bloodshed. And no religions to" John Lennon: making life easier for the CIA world fact book..
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Wasp
Eating sweet mango, and I killed a pestering wasp. I dropped its busted body onto the peel. Heaven..
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