8 July 2012
I've heard a noise downstairs And my weapon's aloft. (The plunger from the loo) Wishing I was Lara Croft.
It's 12:36 on Saturday night Heard a crash as I got into bed. I don't know what I'll do with this Unblock the burglars head?
I don't remember locking the doors today Damn my foolish forgettance. I hope that is not the way That the thief has found his entrance.
I reach the bottom step Wish I'd grabbed a baseball bat. I step into the kitchen And see nothing but the cat.
Burglar • Opuss № I