30 July 2012
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such fun And the dish ran away with the spoon!
The fork became jealous of the dish and the spoon, And the cow fell off the moon and tried sue-ing, He landed on the little dog, And from then, a fight started brewing.
Hey diddle diddle, the dog broke the cat's fiddle, So the cat broke the little dog's nose. The spoon stabbed the fork for being a creep, And then, so forth on it goes...
The dish and the spoon they got married, And the squashed little dog passed away, The cow went to jail and the moon- cheese went stale And the cat lived through another day.
Hey Diddle Diddle • Opuss № I