Lady Gaga
I think Lady Gaga just puts glue all over herself and rolls on random things..
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tingting
I loooovve MUSIC!! I also love having a laugh and I also like reading xx I love humour :) xx I LOVEEE The Midnight Beast! <3 xx
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Cause That's Just How Life Rolls
Step1: Take homework out of bag. Step 2: Reward self with 2 hours of Internet for making it that far..
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True XD
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name*.
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:(
I WISH R.I.P MEANT " return if possible ".
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That Feeling
I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..
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I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook states to 'single'.
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First Day Of School
First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.. MIDDLE OF MARCH: 1 pencil you found on the ground..
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Teachers With Rings
You look at a teacher's hand, see a ring, and think "Who would marry YOU?.
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That Moment...
That moment when you try reading a text while you're half-asleep and it's like you're looking into the freaking sun..
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DON'T
Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding..
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Arrows
Drawing a pointless arrow at the bottom of the page telling the teacher to flip over..
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The Word 'School'
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school!.
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Money
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me. :).
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True So True
I may fight with my siblings. But once you lay a finger on them, you'll be facing ME.
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Untitled
Jack Sparrow always know how to make an entrance. For example pirates of the Caribbean: At worlds end He sails his ship on sand. He is hilarious though. He talks to himself so funny ^_^.
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When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to reply..
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Annoying Moment
That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave..
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Somedays
Somedays I'm all outgoing and happy and then the other days I'm like " touch me and you die ".
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My teacher pointed at me with a ruler and said: " At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!" I got detention after I said which end..
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911
We should be able to text 911, you know, just in case your hiding from a killer and can't talk..
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First Day At School
I went past the school lockers and went to C blockers, I went to block E the room I've never been. I look at the clock and it went tick tock, then I decided to get a double white choc.
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School
6 things we say in school: 1) I'm tired 2) I'm cold 3) I don't get it 4) I'm hungry 5) What time is it. 6) I want to go home.
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Riddle :)
You use it between your head and your toes, The more it works the thinner it grows. (comment what you think then I will tell you the answer soon :).
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Games
WHEN I LOSE A GAME: "Who cares, it's only a game." WHEN I WIN A GAME: "O yeah. You all suck!".
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FrIeNdS
When your friend sees you upset and they ask is it them and you say no but it is :*(.
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Dolphins
As you say the word Dolphin it's like a kiss upon the moonlit night. Sleek as glass and swims as fast as light. For no words can describe its beauty. I was there watching. And it swam towards me.
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When I Die...
When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my FACEBOOK status just to freak people out... " Hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?".
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Top 4 Wishes
1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without getting hurt. 4) To eat without getting fat..
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Untitled
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
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Homework
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K - Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge..
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Raindrops
Raindrops dripped down the window pane. Like transparent blobby monsters trying to get in.
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"that music is old." oh I'm sorry. I didn't know music had an expiration date..
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Gorillas Don't Exist...
(Me and Emily were hitting each others golf clubs because my bro wanted to) Emily: Mu-An if you don't stop it I will get a Gorilla to smack your little bum.
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Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Never mind you're not in a good mood..
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Without that little voice in your head, you won't be able to read this. :).
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Hitting your hip at a corner and feeling like you've been shot..
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the clouds are white, sometimes grey or black depending on the weather :).
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