21 August 2012
A teacher asked her pupils what they did over the Summer Holidays...
She asked Susie what she did, and she replied "I got a bunny!" the teacher then says "Susie, you're a big girl now, you have to use big girl words - Say 'Rabbit', not bunny".
Then the teacher went to Jack and asked him what he did, he says "I went on a ride in a choo-choo!", then teacher tells him "Jack, you're a big boy now, you have to use big boy words, like 'Train'".
The teacher then goes up to little Jonny sitting at the back of the class and asks what he did, he says "Miss, I read a book!", taken aback in amazement at his answer she then asks "What book did you read?", Jonny, remembering her advice about 'Big Boy' words thinks about what to say...
Then after a while he says "I read Winnie the Shit!"
Joke :3 • Opuss № I