24 September 2012
~This is probably my most favourite joke ever~
"The Apple store in New York is a big, white, glistening cathedral... Full of twats! Before you even put your foot in door, some Wank-tard with a fringe comes up to you... 'Hey, my name's Drew! How can I help?!' 'I came to get a phone, not make a friend... So piss off!'" ~Jack Whitehall (On Live at the Apollo)
My Favourite Joke • Opuss № I