4 October 2012
Today in ICT we were learning about how to write formal letters... Although we are all Year 10 students (14-15 year olds)... And the lesson was Estate Agent themed...
We had done a couple of tasks to do with correcting the template letters... Then we had a task to make logo's for "Broadmarsh Estate Agency"...
Me being me, and having a supply teacher, I called mine "Bollocks Real Estate"... With the slogan "Finding you your dream Council Flat!" and the teacher walked over to my computer and all he said was 'Interesting name', chuckled, then walked off. And then I change the slogan to "Helping you get a crappy council house, because we care!"...
Also, I was texting my Mum and told her about Bollocks Real Estate, and she texted back saying "Crappy houses for skint people?!"...
So, remember this story as some day; Bollocks Real Estate could become the biggest and most well know Estate Agents in the whole of England. Bollocks may even take over the world!
[Coming next week; The Origin of Cock and Balls supermarket! *Ok, I made that part up; but could still think of something I guess*] :P
Origin of "Bollocks Real Estate" • Opuss № I