Impossibility
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
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tomato
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." Dr Seuss. I follow back ;)
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Logic...
"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work."-Thomas A. Edison.
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Ducks
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.
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Hi
Moo. I'm a pig.
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Sometimes...
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.
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Silence
Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver..
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Things To Do Today...
1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Get back to bed.
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10 Facts About You
1. You're reading this now 2. You're realising this is a stupid fact 4. You didn't know I skipped 3 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading this now even though it's stupid 9.
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What To Do...
When nothing goes right go left.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
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Money Can Buy Happiness
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
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It Takes Skill…
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
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Good Friends Are Like Stars
Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know that they're alway there.
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Happiness
You can't buy happiness but you can buy ice cream and that's kind of the same thing….
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Sky's The Limit
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon….
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Smile ;)
I smile because I have no idea what's going on….
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Sticks And Stones
Whoever invented "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me," has obviously never had a dictionary throw at them..
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Run For Your Life
Still Charlie ran. He dared not look back, knowing what he would see. Wolves, he'd counted almost twenty before they'd spotted him. Then all he could do was run.
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Imperfection
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” ― Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn.
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Everything Happens For A Reason
“I believe that everything happens for a reason.
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I'm Just Me
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
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Be Yourself
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde.
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Insanity
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein.
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