Someone Else's Wedding
This day keeps stretching on like pizza cheese Or really good elastic The bride looks strange, The groom hung over..
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This day keeps stretching on like pizza cheese Or really good elastic The bride looks strange, The groom hung over..
Upstairs we have a chair With a back, a seat and three legs It's not a laughing matter, because it feels betrayed...
There was a black Labrador called Bess Who jumped up on my wife's wedding dress With a pull of her claw She proceeded to draw A picture that's a bit of a mess For Bess, black lab, 1.
My socks, I know not where are they It seems to me they've gone away I hope they enjoy their time in the sun While I must get some other ones!.
This cupboard smells like my boots. Not like roses but like foots. It's turning my nose up, Curling my toes up, So I'll use it for hiding my loots!.
The things you have left behind Don't occupy my mind Like your skin, your hair, your smile The smallest of your touches The tightness of your clutches Make me weak, complete, unique And it's the...
Nobody's right, nobody's wrong, Nobody's here to get along One of us thunders The other one roars No one's walking through slammed doors To offer a handshake A sorry, a smile Not one of us prepared...
They celebrate titanic, Ironic, hubristic, pathetic A symbol of success, Nothing less...
Pawsies and clawsies, Earsies and Nosies, That's a dog called Ben Barkies and growlies, Snorties and snorkies, That, too, is our big Ben A tail that wags and eyes that smile, When food is on the go.
Easter sunday, not-so-fun day What to do to pass the time. Wait for dinner, wait for food Stomach empty, everything smells so good Time to go, it's ready now This silly poem is over!.
Starbucks, taking our bucks for brown water and milk. Heated and frothed, pressured and poured with patterns in the foam. Food and drink, with a wi-fi link thrown in to boot.
Wielding shopping trolleys like weapons, Baskets like bazookas, Children like soldiers... The shoppers take their time, spread themselves across the aisle and prevent progress.