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Think of a number between 1 and 20. Multiply it by 3 then add 21. Now divide by 3 then takeaway the number you started with. Is your number 7.
There once was a man who went to the Market and bought a goose, fox and some beans. In order to get home he had to take a boat over a river but was only allowed to take one item onboard.
CheeseCake Recipe Serves 6 Ingredients 150g digestive biscuits 70g butter or margarine 100g soft cheese 150ml double cream 50g castor sugar And a topping of your choice Strawberries, chocolate...
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. A. Gagged.
Q. What did Adam say to Eve. A. Stand back I don't know how big this thing gets..
Q. What's White, smells and can be found in women's panties. A. Clitty litter..
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man. A. How do you breath through something so small..
Q. What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common. A. The longer you play with them the harder they get..
Your mums so old she leaves the smell of death behind when she leaves a room..