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tomtomhamster

I love writing funny stories, like if you laugh! Kik username - tomtomhamster

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tomtomhamster
2013-01-19T21:29:50

The Girl

It was a moonlit night at the resort of cala d'or in Spain.

22 3 685 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-08-01T21:00:17

Luckless!

The engine made a horrible creaking groan, as Sam stood beside shaking his head in despair. He'd left his headlights on, and now his car battery was dead.

34 7 240 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-29T20:39:13

Tommy Trunnion Part 3

"GRAWRRRRR" roared a now fully grown Wilson. "WOOOOOOO" shouted tommy trunnion riding on his back, sat on a makeshift saddle of leaves and twigs.

2 1 152 words
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tomtomhamster
2012-07-27T19:55:58

The Noise Upstairs.

Banging hard on the door of the upstairs flat, Ben blinked the sleep out of his eyes. They were so noisy, that in the last two weeks, he had around four hours sleep.

32 2 291 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-27T16:27:09

Fretful Imbalance

Choking backstage, riding a wave of adrenaline and nerves, I peeked out of the curtain. So many faces, obscured by the bright lights, waiting eagerly for me to walk on.

24 10 155 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-26T20:09:50

Anger Stripes!

Sat in the corner of the room, the angry beast looked at the unsuspecting family members around him.

24 7 184 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-25T22:35:58

#100wordstory

Laying there on the bed, the pillow looks inconspicuous, but secretly he is waiting and biding his time, waiting for his next victim.

28 7 96 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-25T20:24:21

Cliffy 3

Cliffy, the final chapter. Opening his eyes, cliffy slowly blinked himself awake.

8 1 1907 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-25T20:20:23

Cliffy 2

A deadly fire raged at Pembroke hmr high security prison for high security criminals and nutjobs Criminals fled through a hole in a wall at the side of the prison, their feet crunching against the...

6 0 1200 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-25T20:17:18

Cliffy 1

(I made this last year in work after seeing a slightly crazy guy come in with an epic moustache one day, it's a little gory, but the others should be safe!) The epic adventures of Cliffy B Sat high...

8 0 1058 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-20T10:12:59

Hero Origins

Ouch, thought Timmy, as his eyes blinked slowly, blearily trying to focus his eyes to the harsh light.

16 2 349 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-07-05T20:57:31

Kik

Hi everybody.

16 3 48 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-04-26T21:50:32

Tommy Trunnion Part 2!

In his desperation to escape, tommys workmate pushed his foot down on the pedal, his speedometer fast approaching eighty miles an hour.

24 10 279 words
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tomtomhamster
2012-04-25T23:42:21

The talkative tale of a time travelling tommy trunnion!

Tommy trunnion loved to talk. Once he started talking to you, it was impossible to escape.

28 5 162 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-04-20T19:15:50

Train Poem

On a train to Liverpool from home Sat here typing on my phone Beautiful lady reading a book Dirty old men just having a look.

82 7 65 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-04-18T19:34:12

If At First

If at first you don't succeed... Then parachute jumping is probably not for you!.

74 6 14 words
tomtomhamster
tomtomhamster
2012-04-17T21:17:08

Game Over

Sitting there on the race track grid, my heart pounded.

74 11 200 words