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A blonde woman and her husband are checking out their new car, they go inside and the husband asks "can u check if the front lights are working?" Wife replied: "yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no...
Cried Died Smiled Broke a heart Broken hearted Gave birth Got married Kissed Slept Walked Ate Drank Burgled But no-one..... Wrote this exact poem this minute..
Hello.
They dont need passports… they can just fly round the world freely and carelessly, they have feathers to keep them warm and they are dazzling from different colours.
In what car do you eat lamb. A lamb-orghini.
Miss Tella, oh Miss Tella, I am truely sorry i'm late, its just that someone got married, that someone is my mate!!.
When I close my eyes, I turn into a magician. I make myselfs stairs up into the clouds. I know they are pieces of evaporated water, but science and dreams dont go together.
1. You are reading this now 2. You realized it was a stupid fact 4. You didnt realise I skipped 3 5. Youre checking now 6. Youre smiling 7. Youre still reading 9. You didnt realize I skipped 8 10.