26 December 2011
Friday night: Lingerie party with minors and artists.
Saturday: Christmas eve with extended wino family.
Sunday: Inspire Christmas spirit in menopausal mother while sailor brother is out to sea.
Monday: Hang with newly talkative nephew and his awesome mom.
Tuesday: Shooting at the range followed by fajitas and margaritas with Dad, early beers with ex-voice teacher.
Wednesday: Shoot again? Eat more Tex Mex.
Thursday: Gay bar in conservative town with lesbian best friend. #winning
Friday: Recover from said exploits and prepare to return home.
Saturday: See you again?
Sunday: Definitely see you again.
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