25 April 2012
An ordinary 11 year old boy called Mike was walking home from school. There was another boy walking home from school in front of him. There was a woman laughing on the phone, walking towards them. The boy in front accidentally budged the laughing woman into a puddle. "Sorry," the boy said apologetically, but the woman just carried on walking normally, still laughing. " Some div just budged me into a puddle," the woman paused, " uh-huh ... yeah, I'll do tht."
She turned around, and shouted something at the boy, " Why the hell did you push me into tht puddle div?!!"
The boy turned around and projected back, " You should watch where you're going! And I said sorry you deaf-"
Luckily, Mike jogged away quick enough to miss the last bit.
Walking Home • Opuss № I