5 November 2012
Inside the chocolate mountains lived a mars bar named Marty. The chocolate mountain was quite chilly and ensured that Marty never risked melting himself! It is said that the chocolate mountains were formed when god overfilled a mug of hot chocolate, and some spilled down onto the earth and hey presto! That is just one of many theory's..
Now you may be wondering how a giant mars bar comes to be living inside gods chocolate wonder, but it's quite simple really.. He doesn't! But he could, and he could have a friend named Steve who is a good looking bag of maltesers! We shall never truly know...
Marty • Opuss № I