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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
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Just.write. Obsession: I really, really, really, really, REALLY wants a Woola! The.'Underdog'.Calot.Of.Barsoom! Watched: 'Red Dog', holy cannoli, that's a phenomenal canine! Reading: 'They Walked With Jesus', about patients that regressed back to past lives 2,000 years ago when the most influential man of all time lived on this earth
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WTF?
If it wasn't for electricity, we'll all be watching TV by candlelight. -George Gobel I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
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YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
Guess your age through chocolate. Go through each step to get the most fun out of this activity. Scrolling down to the bottom without doing them will ruin it.
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AFTERNOON DELIGHT
This works best if you eat in a super buffet that usually have different varieties of ice cream, not just the standard soft serve fare.
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FORGIVENESS
Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed. -a little girl.
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LONELY?
If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company..
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KNIGHT & HIS STEED
,;~;, / \_ ( / ( ( ) , ; , ; | \ \ , ; ; '( __ _( ) '~; ; ' \ /' ' \ ' ( ) /~'...
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WOW COW
☆╭┐┌╮☆°．· ╭┘└┘└╮∴°☆° └┐．．┌┘—╮∴° ╭┴——┤ ├╮ │ ｏ ｏ│ │●° ╰┬——╯ │ ∴°· ☆ ˍˍˍ|ˍˍˍ/ˍˍˍ/ˍˍˍ/∴☆..
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FELINE SUPERSTITIONS
Dreaming of white cat means good luck. - American superstition To see a white cat on the road is lucky. - American superstition It is bad luck to see a white cat at night.
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CAT PROVERBS
A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. (Hindu) An old cat will not learn how to dance. (Moroccan) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
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ON AN ARTIST'S VOICE
First of all, "The Voice" does not have to be a specific thing for this show. It doesn't have to be this powerhouse, incredible over ad-libbed vocal. It doesn't have to be straight country.
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3 RULES OF LIFE
1. Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. 2. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking.
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THE UNICORN
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KAT NAP REDUX
/__/_______ (=-.-=).!!___!!_)~~~.
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BUNNIES' DAY OUT
( \ ( \ ( \_/ ) (= ' . ' )=( ^ . ^ ) 0(__ ") ")( ' ) ( ' ) Happy Easter to all. ________________ |HAPPY | |EASTER.
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NOT THE SAME
All fingers are not the same in length but when they bend all stand equal Life becomes very easy when we bend and adjust to situations.
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BLESSINGS
God's blessings can come as a surprise, with how much we receive depending on how much we believe, but most of the time, we still receive, whether or not we believe.
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HOP ABOUT
( ) _( ) (='.'=) (")_(") TGIF. (\_(\ ( ';' ) (,(")(") 'Till the treasure hunt. )\__/( ( ^ . ^ ) ( >#< ) Waffles for all!.
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BLINGED BUNNY
(\_/) ( -.- ) 0°°°0 (“) (“).
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KAT NAP
/\__/\_____ (=-.-=),,__,,_)~~~~.
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KITTY LUV
/\„,„/\ ( =';'= ) /*♡♡*\ (.|.|..|.|.).
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ANSWERS
A P e r s o n W h o C a n E x p l a i n C o l o r T o A B l i n d M a n C a n E x p l a i n E v e r y T h i n g I n L I F E.
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DON'T GIVE UP
A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying..
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PEOPLE
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they only DO.
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MOUSIE
) (__ _ )_ (_)_(_) (o o) ==\o/==.
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KITTY KAT
╭-╮ ╭-╮ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ゛”゛ | ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ミ~~ · ~~ ミ ╰━┳━┳ ╯ ╭┫ ┣╮ ┺┻┻┻┹.
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INCONCEIVABLE
"A catless writer is almost inconceivable.
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OH, PUSS!
"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons." Robertson Davies Kinda sums up for me what Opuss is all about. :).
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WRITER'S CREED
"Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish." John Jakes.
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ET TU, O PUSS?
"Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?" Louis Camuti.
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DANGEROUS?
"Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance." Dan Greenburg.
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THE TEMPEST
Gorgeous settings and superior acting make this timeless tale of revenge, love and forgiveness satisfying despite the purple prose dialogue (much improved here than say, 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'...
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GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE
Non-stop action, solid star power from at least 3 major actors and an unexpected ending made this a sequel that stood alone on its own without needing the (albeit cool) hype from its predecessor.
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MICROWAVE CAKE
You'll need: 4 tbs cake flour 4 tbs sugar 3 tbs milk 3 tbs oil 3 tbs chocolate chips 2 tbs baking cocoa 1 egg 1/2 tbs vanilla extract 1 mug How to: Combine flour, sugar and cocoa in mug.
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THE FADES
What started out as a seemingly ordinary thriller interspersed with a somewhat plodding coming of age story soon blows up into an impending apocalypse between malicious earthbound spirits in...
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JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND
Surprisingly LOL funny, decidedly wholesome. This is the first movie I've seen in 3D this year, and it didn't disappoint at all.
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SHRIMP ALA TEA
If you love eating at chinese buffets, here's one way to enjoy shrimp 'sushi' with tea.
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OPUSS
Love the kitty theme, it's not that intrusive, but maybe it'll be interesting if there was also a theme for doggy lovers, and a "blank" theme for anyone not wanting one to better focus on their...
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PRETTY LITTLE LIARS
Just got caught up with the latest episodes of this series, and I'm already looking forward to the new ones that will be airing next month.
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