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ugli999

Paramedic in UK love travelling and Formula 1.travel definately broadens ones horizons and the chance to meet some fascinating people on the way and hopefully make new and lasting friends. Anyone else in the medical profession?

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Confused

That confusing moment when you've had a nap and you wake up with no idea what day it is , or where you are !!.

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Common Sense

The trouble with common sense is.......,. It's not that common.

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Frenchman

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals. Phillipe Phillope.

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Sea Levels

Did you ever wonder how deep the oceans would be if it wasn't for all the sponges that live in it ?.

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Sad

My hamster died today .... He fell asleep at the wheel.

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Who Cares??

Another 12 hour shift of trying to meet the governments unrealistic target times, berated by management if 1 second over the time , no meal break , little opportunity for a refreshment .

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Air

Air is a lot like sex No big deal until you're not getting any !!!.

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Amazing Discovery

Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a hitherto unknown tomb , and inside they found a mummy embalmed in chocolate. They have named it Pharoah Rocher !!.

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