War
Fighting wars make us inhuman. But if we don't fight, then we have no person to fight for, which makes us more inhuman..
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Responsibly
I'm going make a brand of alcohol called Responsibly. That way whenever they say, "please drink responsibly", I get free advertisement..
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Booyah!
When you win a little too hard..
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Advice
I was always told that what you do changes your life. Bull. Whatever you do, something will always cock up, and at the end of the day, whether you were a priest or a murderer, everybody dies..
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Blade
The knife sliced through the air. Although travelling at the speed of an eagle, John saw his whole life flash. His kids, who had disowned him after killing their next door neighbour.
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@blacknova
Dragons are better then Italian cooking. Nuff said, brah..
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Paranoia
Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you..
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Bon Jovi
What is your favourite band?.
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No.
No im not miserable. No, I'm not smiling just for you..
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Friends
"Friends are the family you get to choose,".
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Untitled
Never judge a book by it's cover, but it's okay to judge a video game by it's trailer and a movie by it's box????.
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Omnomonomonom
To omnom or not to omnom, that is the question....
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Untitled
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I'm like, How dafuq did a milkshake develop a gender specific gravitational field?!?!?!?!?.
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Untitled
Life. Cool story, bro..
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Untitled
There is no 'I' in team, but there are five in individual brilliance..
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Swag
Just because you say 'swag' in every sentence doesn't mean you have it. Bitch..
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Untitled
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?.
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Untitled
If a midget smokes weed, does he get high or medium?.
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Untitled
Are you disagreeing with me?!?. I hope you step on a Lego..
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Dirty Old Man
There is a barbershop in London. The new girl offers to shut up shop, for all the other girls working there have a party to attend.
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