unit513

unit513

2012-11-04T00:17:37

War

Fighting wars make us inhuman. But if we don't fight, then we have no person to fight for, which makes us more inhuman..

6 0 23 words

unit513

2012-10-25T23:02:45

Responsibly

I'm going make a brand of alcohol called Responsibly. That way whenever they say, "please drink responsibly", I get free advertisement..

6 0 21 words

unit513

2012-10-21T23:39:06

Booyah!

When you win a little too hard..

4 0 7 words

unit513

2012-10-21T23:33:01

Advice

I was always told that what you do changes your life. Bull. Whatever you do, something will always cock up, and at the end of the day, whether you were a priest or a murderer, everybody dies..

4 0 37 words

unit513

2012-10-09T23:27:43

Blade

The knife sliced through the air. Although travelling at the speed of an eagle, John saw his whole life flash. His kids, who had disowned him after killing their next door neighbour.

4 0 206 words

unit513

2012-10-09T23:15:19

@blacknova

Dragons are better then Italian cooking. Nuff said, brah..

2 0 9 words

unit513

2012-10-09T23:08:55

Paranoia

Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you..

2 0 15 words

unit513

2012-10-09T23:04:06

Bon Jovi

What is your favourite band?.

2 1 5 words

unit513

2012-06-15T23:42:38

No.

No im not miserable. No, I'm not smiling just for you..

4 0 11 words

unit513

2012-05-11T23:46:22

Friends

"Friends are the family you get to choose,".

4 0 8 words

unit513

2012-05-07T23:42:23

Untitled

Never judge a book by it's cover, but it's okay to judge a video game by it's trailer and a movie by it's box????.

4 0 24 words

unit513

2012-05-05T21:07:05

Omnomonomonom

To omnom or not to omnom, that is the question....

4 0 10 words

unit513

2012-05-05T00:53:01

Untitled

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I'm like, How dafuq did a milkshake develop a gender specific gravitational field?!?!?!?!?.

8 3 23 words

unit513

2012-05-01T22:24:39

Untitled

Life. Cool story, bro..

6 0 4 words

unit513

2012-04-29T22:04:45

Untitled

There is no 'I' in team, but there are five in individual brilliance..

14 0 13 words

unit513

2012-04-29T22:00:54

Swag

Just because you say 'swag' in every sentence doesn't mean you have it. Bitch..

6 0 14 words

unit513

2012-04-29T08:11:44

Untitled

Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?.

10 2 9 words

unit513

2012-04-27T23:16:31

Untitled

If a midget smokes weed, does he get high or medium?.

6 1 11 words

unit513

2012-04-26T22:52:53

Untitled

Are you disagreeing with me?!?. I hope you step on a Lego..

10 0 12 words

unit513

2012-04-21T17:02:08

Dirty Old Man

There is a barbershop in London. The new girl offers to shut up shop, for all the other girls working there have a party to attend.

18 4 166 words