13 July 2012

This morning-------

Me; "I'm going to get some smokes, you want anything?"

Tom; "Tomato juice, bagels, alka seltzer, oh and some chocolates for Jana"

Me; "What am I, your personal shopper?"

Tom; "It's your fault, I did'nt go and see her today"

Me; ..."What did I do?"

Tom; "Thanks, nice chocolates, foreign ones"

Me; "Foreign ones?...You're so whipped"

Tom; "Foreign ones!...Please"

*back from shops----

Me; "Here's your foreign chocolates"

Tom; "Shit, you put it in a gift bag? You da man".

Today-----

Tom; "What the hell is wrong with you"

Me; "I have daddy issues?"

Tom; "..."

Me; "What did I do now".

Tom; "The chocolates! You gave me a bunch of FART bars"

Me; "She did'nt like them?"

Tom; "I said foreign CHOCOLATES"

Me; "They're european, I got them at the Polish market...Apparently they're a popular Polish snack.

Tom; "She threw them at me...I should've fucking known"

Me; "Did you salvage any?"

Tom; "..."

Me; "My bad".

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