13 July 2012
This morning-------
Me; "I'm going to get some smokes, you want anything?"
Tom; "Tomato juice, bagels, alka seltzer, oh and some chocolates for Jana"
Me; "What am I, your personal shopper?"
Tom; "It's your fault, I did'nt go and see her today"
Me; ..."What did I do?"
Tom; "Thanks, nice chocolates, foreign ones"
Me; "Foreign ones?...You're so whipped"
Tom; "Foreign ones!...Please"
*back from shops----
Me; "Here's your foreign chocolates"
Tom; "Shit, you put it in a gift bag? You da man".
Today-----
Tom; "What the hell is wrong with you"
Me; "I have daddy issues?"
Tom; "..."
Me; "What did I do now".
Tom; "The chocolates! You gave me a bunch of FART bars"
Me; "She did'nt like them?"
Tom; "I said foreign CHOCOLATES"
Me; "They're european, I got them at the Polish market...Apparently they're a popular Polish snack.
Tom; "She threw them at me...I should've fucking known"
Me; "Did you salvage any?"
Tom; "..."
Me; "My bad".
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