22 April 2012
Sunny again, it won’t last. Whilst I'm not a fan of the rain, this humid weather makes me lazier than usual. So I took a cold shower and had a shave, whilst I am in fact a grown man, I like to keep some stubble to look like my age and save the embarrassment of being called ‘baby-face’.
It’s one of my many tricks which I’m sure most guys out there have tried? Just as the time I purchased or rather ‘didn’t purchase’ my first pack of cigarettes at the age of 14. I asked the shopkeeper, who I referred to as ‘govner’ for a pack of ‘’your best cigarettes and a bottle of vodka’’. Needless to say he refused to serve me, though in the confusion of my friend Tom rifling through the top shelf adult magazines, I managed to grab a pack of smokes, I shant promote the brand.
Well that’s enough nostalgia for today, I’ll save the story of the first time I got laid for another time.
The Optimist • Opuss № I