vampireripper
I fear, The end is drawing near. A new type, A different hype. Bigger and still white, Different and still light. This may be my last Opuss. My ranking will drop, It feels like I've been hit by a bus, It's been fun but its time to stop. I…
This is a blog btw. Do you want to know why? I just wrote this poem about Kony, but I tried to copy it and it deleted it. Ha a I'm crying right now.
Roses are red Violets are blue Hate Harry Potter And we'll crucio you Red are red Violets are blue Love Twilight Then there is something very wrong because Twilight sucks and straight guys don't sparkle
I've gone down the ranks. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THIS beeeee?! Well I wasn't posting for a while so I guess that may be it. (By the way, in your head, this should have been read out dramatically!) EH? Platypus gobble gobble glop, can…
He's heard you're a bully now, All powerful and mean, I think you expect for everyone to bow, You should just come clean, The manis on his way here, Slender and tall, He's grinning from ear to ear, Are you feeling small? Watch out, be car…
A cold frosty night, A white peaceful sight, One man wanders, Through the bitter cold and silence, He spreads ice and snowy weather, Jack is a different kind of fella, When others hide and stay inside, Jack is dancing, feeling alive, Winte…
The waffle played with a quaffle because his other waffle from another toaster, was grounded. The mummy likes waffles. The mummy waffle-knapped the poor waffle because the mummy had no friends. The platypus liked strawberries and so he made…
There once was a man who died, His mother then shrieked and cried, She fell down the stairs, Broke one of the chairs, She had broken her hip and her side!
Imagination. If you don't have it you're pretty much screwed!
It's a bit crappy, that the 'top of the year' is a Bob Marley quote. Could it not have been a poem? Could it not have been a story? Could it not have been a joke? Damn you Oppuss. Damn you. Stupid bob Marley quote... *Grumbles*
To the nice people who think I'm actually sane and look at my Oppusses, Just saying okay? I had a okay poem that I was going to put on here. It was about bullying but, I seem to have lost it! :( When I find it I'll put it up. But, do you k…
If I don't post for a while its because I'm planning a book that I hope, will be good. I'm also doing homework. But I'm going to miss Opuss!
The large cave-like hall was dark."We have searched for years for the chosen one. And now we have found you. Ananias." A voice declared. There were whispers of excitement throughout the room. I watched as Ananias stood and walked cautiously…
I haven't been on here for a while. I've missed it. :/ Opuss ❤❤ xx
"We're being followed." Rachel whispered. Jordan looked behind us. "Shit." Jordan murmured. I glanced behind us. It was he guy from the party, (we just left the same party) and he had a weapon. I shivered and stumbled. That slowed us al…
*On twitter just following people I think are cool* Suddenley a wild opus notification appears! *I check it out* Me: "Oh wow. Someone liked another of my jokes. (Cue sarcasm) I'm hilarious!" Suddenly a wild twitter notification appears. …
To pee or not to pee... That Is the question. Will Shakerspeare
What did the bird army general say whilst in a war? RETWEET!!
Real wizards aren't like Harry Potter. They face real dangers. Getting caught or found out was one of the main dangers. But also the gang. The gang were a group of wizards who 'ran' the wizards. They were strict. Every wizard who wasn't a p…
What's your favourite letter of the alphabet? Mine's ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Non jai ne pas de livre.
It felt amazing. On the back of a dragon, with its wings beating against my legs. A mighty roar rumbled deep within its chest. I clung on for dear life, scared but thrilled. I was loving the feeling. It was like being weightless. I loved my…
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor repl…
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
What's on the top of a building? A wroof!
I'm not from Beverley.
I was surrounded. Nowhere to run. They had me, I was terrified. Yet, I still tried to come up with some kind of plan. "Hey. Are you guys the Men in Black? Well, because shouldn't I be coming after .. You?" I laughed but then stopped. I lo…
You'll find us chasing the sun! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh , ohohohohoh oh ohoh ohoh. Ohoh oh oh oh oh. .. Ohhhh...
"He's the one you like isn't he?" Stefanie questioned. I kept quiet. "You're blushing! You do!" Stefanie giggled. "Shh! He'll start coming this way!" I hushed Stefanie. "I don't blame you, he is very handsome!" He was stood against a lo…
"They don't understand how tough it is. Don't worry, we'll be okay." Peeta tried to reassure me. "No Peeta, we won't. No ones going to take us in or, even give us a job." I stepped out of his arms. He gazed at me, with blue sky eyes. "We …