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Donald Rumsfeld

"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.".

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Sarah Palin

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go. It's Alaska.

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George Bush

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn.,...

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George Bush

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004.

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