27 February 2013
1. Apply to more jobs. The economy isn't at it's highest, so increase your chances of getting a job.
2. Accept a job once there's an offer. If there ever is an offer.
3. Befriend some coworkers
4. Go out with coworkers for a fun night!
5. Quit studying/reading/writing when in public and talk to people more often. You come off hostile otherwise.
6. Make plans with those people that you talk to instead of studying/reading/writing.Although you would rather be doing those things than making awkward conversation.
7. Go shopping (possibly with new friends/coworkers.) Your wardrobe is in desperate need for an update.
8. Buy something skanky for a night out on the town with your new friends/coworkers and meet some potential partners ;)
9. Get the window of your car fixed. You can't keep putting a garbage bag on the window to prevent the rain from getting into the car it's annoying and sad looking. An very square-ish.
10. Start working out again. You're so out of shape. And working out releases endorphins which cause happiness. I think. But mostly, you just want a hot bikini bod.
11. Learn how to walk in really high high heels. High heels = confidence and sex appeal. Unless you fall in them and flash everyone. But if you're wearing sexy panties then you still have sex appeal.
12. Learn how to park the car. Parking properly = not looking stupid and promoting a harmonious parking lot. Nobody wants to be the guy that takes up two spots when it's crowded.
13. Watch and read more intellectual things. Unless you're around people, then you should talk to them. But you need to expand your noggin so it doesn't shrivel up like a raisin. You're far too young for that to happen
13. Smile at people you find attractive instead of looking at your shoes. Your shoes are not going to run away without you when you don't look at them. The attractive person may though. Unless you smile. Maybe your charming smile will kindle a convo with him/her and you'll get his/her digits :3
14. Smile more. Smiling = confidence even if there's something in your teeth. The fact that you through the mysterious remainders of a meal shows that you don't give a shit, you're confident that your smile overpowers the nasty food stuck in between.
15. Clean your room already!!! A clean living space won't make you frustrated because you'll be able to find everything that you want easily.
16. Be more open with your feelings. Holding them in has only proven to cause you woes.
17. Be daring, stop shying away from things. Something awesome is more likely to happen if you take more risks.
18. Quit sleeping in your clothes and with your makeup on. It's encouraging you to be a lazy, gross bum. And no one will ever love you that way.
19. Stop taking shit from people. It makes you feel like shit. You're not shit. You're just a square.
20. Follow these steps and you'll be on your way to being in a happy, social circle.
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A Guide For Squares • Opuss № I