Wearing high heels to a party because they make you look sexy but having to take them off because they're impossible to dance in.
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Comments & Feedback (5)
That's what I don't get; what's the point if you're only gonna take them off halfway through the party? You'd look a right tit with no shoes on XD
@DemonCarter people like the way they look in high heels. And they're pretty. But if I wear high heels I choose comfortable ones that I don't have to take off because dance floors are dirty as shit
@vieromero And on some they make them look freakishly tall, as well some of them seem like total bimbos. Especially those that have like... 4 inch heels. I mean, WHY? Thank god I'm not a girl -.-
@DemonCarter some girls like being super tall and some like being bimbos much like how some dudes like to be assholes and others like to be womanizers. it's not a matter of understanding dude. You just gotta accept the complexity of girls
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