29 July 2012
This is my 101th Opuss! Yayyy! And as promised, I did talk to my friend about my feelings. Nobody's head enlarged and exploded, thank GOD! But anywho...I have a rap that I said I would write so here I go... Give me a beat, yo!
Being a teenager is a trip, I have taken a few visits to the local looney bin And upon one of my returns Right there in the dirt A coin lay there I bent down to pick it up and when I looked up I did stare Because lo and behold, right in my face Was a sexy little fella who had really bad taste In clothing, yeah I kid you not He was dressed for the 80's and he reeked of pot When I asked about his gettup, He confessed, That he wore 80's clothing to help him score well on tests I said,"Dude, you're weird. Get out of my face." He stuck out his hand and said,"Only for that coin will I leave without a trace." We spat and shook, the deal was made, I gave him the coin and his sexy smile did fade. "It's not real!" he cried, Turning bright red. "Yeah it is, you idiot, are you stupid in the head?!" We began to brawl, Right there in the dirt Some cops showed up, And boy, did we curse We quit fighting and stood With as much dignity that we could muster When the cops asked why we were fighting, We just looked at the coin's luster.
Mmmm...so yeah that's my rap....random as fuck but it's a good tale. Crazy teenagers, poor and stupid, fighting over money, which is supposedly fake. They get into trouble....it's totally relatable lol. Well have a lovely day/night and watch the Olympics! It's pretty fucking awesome and incredible to see what the human body can accomplish. And I love how all the countries come together to compete..it's neat. Ok, I'm done. Peace out! :3
Rapping 101 • Opuss № I