2 August 2012
I almost got hit by a car today. This kind of near-accident happens to a majority of pedestrians every year. But anyway, back to my short story. I almost got hit by a car. I was simply walking back from the beach, toward my family's rented beach house, and I was passing the entryway of a parking lot. I was being a foolish pedestrian by not looking where I was going because I was fiddling with my phone. Well, this little car, which was filled to capacity with bunch of attractive teenage boys...mmm yeah...anyway, they rudely almost hit me with their car, and then shouted: excuse me! out of their window, which provoked me to take a few steps back to let them go into the parking lot. Two things should be recognized here...
FIRST and foremost: Those attractive dudes were assholes. That's because...
SECONDLY As a pedestrian, I have the fucking right of way. Not them in their stupid shit car.
I should've gotten all sassy and ghetto or whatever and cursed them out, but instead I laughed. I was on my phone, not paying attention, so I was unaware of who was wrong. I thought I was the reason I almost got hit by the car because I was texting while walking, which is dangerous FYI. However, those attractive douchebags were wrong because of the law of pedestrianism, which they broke. If I were being a wise pedestrian, I would've recognized their stupid jackassness and I would've created a scene. Or I at least wouldn't have laughed humorously.
In conclusion, it's too bad those guys were dickheads because it gets in the way of their cuteness.
And don't text and drive/walk. :)
Peace out! :3
Surviving As A Pedestrian • Opuss № I