29 July 2012
August 29
Dear Diary,
Poor Vlad! The hay fever really gets to him. On a clear day, he could have pulled that van right off the road with his nose, but he could barely get pebbles out of the shoulder tonight. We'll have to figure out how to make his Inhaler power more consistent.
Good thing I got there in time, or the robbers would have made a clean getaway. No such thing as a clean getaway sliding through a slimy pool of mucous, hah! I have some ideas for building a Sonic Coherence Chamber into the Snots Alot helmet; I think I can get much better range, focus and velocity with it. I'll keep working on it.
To think just a few months ago we were just a couple of dorky kids with a sinus infection and asthma! Some day I'll figure out what the hell happened to us at that nuclear power plant. For now, we've got to figure out how to harness our new powers for good! And maybe get a date someday. That would be cool.
Right now I gotta wash this helmet out! Goodnight,
Harold Wilterdink, Aka, Sir Snots Alot!
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