10 February 2013
"God Hates Fags!" reads the sign that I wave. Do you seem shocked? It's attention I crave.
Picketing funerals where families mourn; At their deepest sorrow, I offer them scorn!
Whether soldiers have fallen, or children cut down, I chant my rude slogans and prance like a clown.
"God Is The Enemy!" No man is too mad For me to praise, calling slaughter God's hand.
Disaster, destruction, all fill me with glee. "God Hates America!" Look, I'm on TV!
My God is as evil as any you've known. I name him Jesus, but my cover is blown.
I bow to the devil and wallow in hate, For I am a maltheist, and my God is great!
(Sadly, none of this is invented. Everything in quotes above are actual statements, rendered in fair context. Google Fred Phelps or the Westboro Baptist Church if you want more information.)
I Am A Maltheist • Opuss № I