19 June 2012
"Vaginas are here to stay!" I heard this on the news today. Jolly good news, I have to say. I wouldn't have it another way.
Why is this news? you want to know. Sit right down, and I'll tell you so. In Michigan, they're deathly loathe to hear such words, they lose control!
Two female representatives were ordered not to speak within those hallowed halls of Michigan, censured for their grievious sin.
Most days I'm a proud American. Alas, this day is not one of them. Are we so jealous of the Taliban we must wage war on our own women?
Still, the message to take away is one to brighten any day. Vaginas are here to stay. Oh, Yay! Vaginas are here to stay.
News Flash • Opuss № I