15 June 2012
I slept on my iPhone last night Woke up and my fingers were white Hand glued to the screen Like I was half machine I finally pried it loose And my girlfriend screamed, You got stink paw! Stink paw, darling Your stink paw puts a hurt on my nose! Stink paw! Stink paw! I ain't lying, Can you rinse it of, d'you suppose?
Here kitty, kitty. Here kitty ... Want a fishy, little pussy? Yes, that's a good cat, smell my finger ... Meeeoow! (crash, thump) Sick ...
(an adaptation of Frank Zappa's "Stinkfoot," of course)
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