19 May 2012
Three Billy Goats had a Goblin, they kept him as a pet! Underneath a rickety bridge, where it was damp and soggy and wet.
The Goblin didn't like it, the three Billy Goats didn't care. They agreed the bridge needed a Goblin, now that the Ogre wasn't there.
In fact, they couldn't remember, if it was an Ogre or a Troll? Anyway, whatever it was, it used to charge a Toll.
It had come to the biggest Billy Goat, to sort the Ogre/Troll out. After the Billy Goat gave it a head-butt, the Ogre/Troll moved out!
The Billy Goats went where they wanted, but the bridge was getting worn out. With nobody there to maintain it, the bridges future was in doubt!
So they now "employed" the Goblin, though extortion seems more fair. The bridge, however, is well maintained, not a sign of wear and tare.
The Troll now lives in Paris, because they don't like Ogres there. The Billy Goats go where they like, but the Goblin can't go anywhere.
As for the unhappy Goblin, he digs a tunnel in his spare time. Now, a message to all Billy Goats:
Goblin Kidnapping is a Crime!!!
Bad Billy Goats • Opuss № I