19 May 2012
Oh wow! A trail of breadcrumbs!, the short, fat Goblin said. As he waddled along getting fatter, as he followed and ate the bread.
This had been a great find, never mind the dickie birds! And if his mouth had not been quite so full, he'd have put it into words.
His name was Gordon Gargantuan, Gordon Gargantuan the Fat! The greediest ever goblin, and this is known as fact!
It was his official title, though he was Greedy Gordy for short. Goblins viewed: Who could be the fattest, as a very fanatical sport.
Goblins made fantastic fanatics, but that's another tale. So let's get back to the story, and the source of the breadcrumb trail.
The breadcrumbs led him to a little house, Gordy couldn't believe his eyes! The house was made of gingerbread, bacon sarnie's and mince pies!
Now he was swollen, he was bloated, when he ate through the front door, There in the kitchen before him, two half eaten children on the floor!
And sitting at the table, a big, fat, hungry Witch! When Greedy Gordy saw her, he burped, and then said: "Bitch!".
Gordy lost more than his title, on that dreadful day. So if you find an edible house in the woods, take heed, and stay away!
Breadcrumbs • Opuss № I