4 May 2012
"Grandma, what big eyes you have! So very big, and bright, and Grandma, what big teeth you have! They could give a nasty bite!"
"And Grandma, I think you could use, a brand new lady shave, 'cos Granny all that facial hair, it's no way to behave!"
"What's this in the litter tray?, Gran, did you do that?, 'cos I've seen Mr Tiddles, and I doubt that's from the cat!!".
"Have you been taking all your med's?, why are you following me around the room??, and Grandma it's a little weird, you're howling at the moon!".
"Now Grandma, come on, I insist, please put those teeth back in!, 'cos you're making me all soggy, with your dribbling, toothless grin.".
"That's it now Nan, I've have had enough, I ain't coming round no more, it's just not right, this awful sight, pick your clothes up off the floor!.".
"I'll be round to see you Tuesday, take care now, and be good!".
Next day she phoned the old folks home: "Hi, this is Miss Red Ridinghood.".
Inspired By Wolfie • Opuss № I