9 May 2012
*sung to the tune of....
Onward Christian soldiers, What the hell are they? Half the church is bent now, The other half is gay.
Abuse in Ireland and in Rome, That can't be heaven sent? When the dirty priests do evil deeds, And never do repent.
Onward Christian soldiers, With your dying faith, The world will know your sins now, You have been disgraced.
A priest, a vicar, a cardinal, All cloth men, pedophiles, But make your vows to save your seed, And fade out in denial.
Onward Christian soldiers, Army of the lost, Look to the coming darkness, And hold tight to your cross.
Onward Christian Soldiers (parody?) • Opuss № I