31 May 2012
Postman Pat where are you? I take it your not coming today? I know the transactions all went through, I'm waiting for stuff from eBay!
Oh sure, you'll bring me junk mail, and red letters, bills to pay. But why do you always take so long, to bring me my stuff from eBay?
Ok, some stuffs from China, and I know that can take time. A few days from the U.S too, but U.K stuff should be fine!
Why is it when I'm waiting, the last house is always mine? Get a move on Postman Pat! Pull your finger out you swine!!
If patience is a virtue, then I am an un-virtuous cat. You never normally arrive this late, where are you Postman Pat?
This really isn't funny, co's this is delivery day! I know, I checked this morning, it says so on eBay!
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, where's your little red van? You'll earn your pay if you turn up late, co's I'll set my dogs on you man!!
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