15 May 2012
Once upon a time, in a garden, long ago, there lived a happy goblin, his name was Wash & Go.
His happy goblin parents, thought the name suited him well, it was a choice between two bottles, the other Loreal,
They lived off the recycling, and they always ripped the sacks, avoiding ever getting caught, by pretending to be cats.
A happy little family, these folk of goblin kind, a little bit like Wombles, living off the things they find.
But there's a rather handy thing, that goblins like to do, and if you have doggies of your own, then they probably help you too.
They go around the garden, just before it's getting light, and gather up the dog pooh, and put it out of sight.
I know you think I'm crazy, and I sound like I'm a fool, but as well as the recycling, they use dog pooh bio-fuel.
So next time your in the garden, off to collect doggie turds, carefully consider, what I've written here in words.
And if like me you go outside, and never can you find, things which come from doggies, and what doggies leave behind,
Perhaps you will consider, if your recycling bags are split, that you too may have goblins, co's they've picked up all the s**t.
Recycled • Opuss № I