22 November 2012
*Warning - Contains themes some readers may find offensive. You have been warned.*
Silent night, unholy might. Travelled through time, to slay this night. Found the virgin and soon she bled, double tap and the baby was dead. Taking them down two by two! Taking them down two by two!
Silent night, unholy might. The shepherds almost died with fright. The donkey bolted, the door was ajar. Joseph ran but he didn't get far. The shotgun rang out Kaboom! The shotgun rang out Kaboom!
Silent night, unholy might. The three wise men where shot in flight. Then back in the manger to pick up the gold, He'd have taken ye myrrh, but it was too much to hold. The frankincense smelt pretty rank! The frankincense smelt pretty rank!
Silent night, unholy might. Back in the future the future was bright. No one had heard of the biblical king, If you mentioned his name, no one knew a thing. Life was good on the Earth! Life was good on the Earth!
Silent Night • Opuss № I