15 June 2012
It's raining again, quite heavily, and I've had a beer. I wish the downstairs toilet, was closer, far more near.
It's like an army assault course, in the middle of the night. Having only a downstairs toilet, it really isn't right!
Sometimes I need climbing gear, to get over my wife! The kind of late night struggle, one don't need in later life.
If I had the money, I'd have one installed upstairs. The porcelain throne being oh so far, is the stuff of my nightmares.
Someone turn the tap off! Maybe it's down to my prostrate? One thing is for certain.. An upstairs loo would be great!!!
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