3 March 2013
You have a headache you say. Don't worry I deal with this every day. Don't take to bed Take this medicine instead. Not enough? Oh dear, here's more stuff. Take with meals mind (Causes ulcers we find). I told you, you should, Take it with food. Now you have stomach-ache Here's something to take. Side effect diarrhoea? There's a pill for that no fear. And that's given you cramp? We have this to down-damp. But makes you feel dizzy And head sort of fizzy. Hmm, head again I see, Yes, it seems to me You need something stronger, And for longer. You're now on top dose And rather morose We'll add something more Your condition looks poor. As you're getting agitated Time for you to be sedated. And you feel depressed Don't want to get dressed? I know where you're at, I've got something for that. Yes it makes you put on weight, Quite regardless what you ate. And yes your mood goes even flatter But that really doesn't matter, For as I've often heard you say You don't go out now anyway. You still feel ill So have another pill......
Oh! You're dead In bed Well no surprises You took too many tranquilisers You were hopelessly addicted Entirely, totally self inflicted
Not my fault at all!
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